Funny Jokes In English

*#Not_Easy_to_be_a_Teacher*

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*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence using the word “sugar”

*Pupil:* ”I drank tea this morning.”

*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”

*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?

*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)

*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?

*Student*: We don’t call them, they come on their own…

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most

*Student*: Exami-nation…

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?

*Student*: By staying at home…

*Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!*

*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??

*Student*: Future impossible tense…

*AND THE STRUGGLE Continues!!!!!*

*God Bless Our, Teachers*…

Santa’s e-banking password was:

“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-rahulgandhi”

Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?

Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….

Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Rahul baba kyun ??

Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….😉😁😜😛😄😃

Doctor: Which soap do you use?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s soap.

Doctor: Paste?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s paste

Doctor: Shampoo?

Patient: – K. P. Namboodiri’s shampoo.

Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?

Patient: No.

K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”

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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?

Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

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Someone asked an old man :

“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife

“Darling, Honey, Love”.

What’s the secret?

Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?

After making call,  he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing.

Hell to hell is Free.

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Husband to wife,

“Today is a fine day”

Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,

he says same thing.

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Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will  leave you one fine day.”

I was just trying to remind

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Argument between British and Indian.

British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs

“hahaha”

India:- “hahaha”

we r spoiling your mother tongue daily “hahahahahaha”

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Teacher – what is d full form of MATHS..

Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student

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Sardar in computr exam.

Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?

Sardar – i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer…

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