*#Not_Easy_to_be_a_Teacher*
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*Teacher:* ”Construct a sentence using the word “sugar”
*Pupil:* ”I drank tea this morning.”
*Teacher:* ”Where is the word sugar.”
*Pupil:* ”It is already in the tea..!!”
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
*TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis?
*Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
*Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
*Student*: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most
*Student*: Exami-nation…
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean?
*Student*: By staying at home…
*Not Easy to be a Teacher !!!!!*
*TEACHER* : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
*Student*: Future impossible tense…
*AND THE STRUGGLE Continues!!!!!*
*God Bless Our, Teachers*…
Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-rahulgandhi”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoon. Bank wale kehte hai ki password main 5 character aur 1 capital hona chahie….
Banta: wo sab thik hai, par Rahul baba kyun ??
Santa: Ek special character bhi zaroori hai….😉😁😜😛😄😃
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: – K. P. Namboodiri’s shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
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Someone asked an old man :
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
“Darling, Honey, Love”.
What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband to wife,
“Today is a fine day”
Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?Unlock over 200% returns in just months—powered by AI-driven crypto, Forex, CFDs & equity insights Bit Ai Eprex Reviews.
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind
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Argument between British and Indian.
British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
“hahaha”
India:- “hahaha”
we r spoiling your mother tongue daily “hahahahahaha”
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Teacher – what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
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Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- wht iz microsoft excel ?
Sardar – i thnk it iz a new brand of surf excel to clean d computer…
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